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[Dec. 20th, 2006|02:32 am] |
I had a nightmare last night.
I was somewhere in Malibu and I was set to marry Tom Cruise. I swear to god. When I found out I freaked out, started running down the beach away from his house. Tom Cruise then proceeds to chase me........chase me, down the beach. He was really sweaty, puffy and angry. It was so scary, the whole time im thinking, "If he catches me I am going to have to marry him." Suddenly I stop realizing I had not been running AWAY from his mansion, I had accidentally been running towards it and through it. I turn around to see him reaching me and my parents surrounding me. I woke up in a cold sweat.
I really really feel bad for Katie Holmes for not outrunning Tom Cruise. |
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[Oct. 16th, 2006|07:01 pm] |
So this is the house I am living in.
I wake up and am going down the stairs to school when I see this huge poster that says..."Free Pizza and Pot! Have them with your HC's!"
Our HC's are basically RA's or people who are in charge of the house...........yea
So I figured that they didnt have a good way with words, and it was supposed to be pizza and potluck! No one could be that stupid to put up a huge sign that says free pot in 726 with your HC's when the housing reps come in everyday.
Well I go into one of the other Hilgard houses to get lunch and there is another sign that says the same thing, only this time it has a huge picture of a cannabis leaf on it. But thats not all.....the person putting up the sign works for the housing office!
WTF>?
So I ask someone like what the fuck is going on? Are they serious? They ask our HC and they say.."Oh we mean that we are planting flowers in the flower beds and everyone gets a free pot!"
"Why did it have a huge picture of a cannabis leaf on the posters?"
"Just to get peoples attention, most people dont even know what a marajuana leaf looks like anyways..."
I want to know what college student doesnt know what a cannabis leaf looks like.....
I was really looking forward to the free pizza but we are all not going out of protest.... |
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[Sep. 25th, 2006|06:48 pm] |
Ok Just to update people who I havent talked to in awhile.
I am living in LA now. Going to UCLA.
I am in this cool house with.......for all the people who didnt think I could find room for my clothes, I walk in closet thats really big. The rooms really big too so its nice.....a little boring.
I feel like I havent talked to certain people in a long time like Jen and Jon for a long time and I miss you guys. I dont know when I am going to be able to come home, hopefully Thanksgiving.
I want to hear from you guys especially because I am going to be homesick....LA is very different from Turlock.
I miss you guys already!!! |
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[Aug. 18th, 2006|02:52 pm] |
Ok Im sure most of you have seen this video but Its so hilarous I just wanted to post it for anybody who hasnt seen it. Its a music video by OK Go and its so hilarious its getting heavy play by every music network. The music video is "Here It Goes Again" and its the second video listed from this link. Enjoy!!!!!!!!1
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-295375-videos--OK-Go |
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[Aug. 18th, 2006|02:13 pm] |
So...........General question for anybody who cares....
Should I color my hair dark brown, red or black?
Any opinion would be greatly appreciated. |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2006|03:52 pm] |
By the end of Pride and Prejudice Jane, Elizabeth and Lydia Bennet are all married. This still leaves two Bennet girls, Mary and Kitty, unattached.
According to Austen's nephew, she married them off later. She told her family that Kitty Bennet eventually wed a clergyman who lived near the Darcy estate. Mary Bennet wed a clerk from her uncle Philip's office, which kept her close to her parents' home and part of the only sort of society in which she could distinguish herself. Both marriages, according to Austen, were good ones. |
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[May. 23rd, 2006|09:37 am] |
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Aur Revoir.........I am off to England and France today. I will miss all of you and will think about you when I am walking the streets of Paris. I will be back on the First.....wish me luck! |
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[May. 1st, 2006|04:27 pm] |
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So...................its offial......I am moving to LA in the middle of September and am going to UCLA......... |
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[Apr. 25th, 2006|12:51 am] |
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"Sounds like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof" — Sir Thomas Beecham, famous British conductor, when asked about his opinion of "modern music". |
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[Apr. 5th, 2006|12:09 am] |
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I GOT INTO UC SANTA BARBARA
I was worried. I wasnt sure if I would get in but apparently I got in. For a split second I thought about going...I still kind of am since its such a great school but my heart is in the bay area. Still feels good to get in though........ |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2006|12:49 pm] |
"Yes, Bush is a moron and a monster, and it would be better if he were not around. But America's
political problems are bigger than Bush. The real problem in American politics is the rule of
calculation and money over principle, and until this problem is fixed, the Bushes of the world
will always be with us."
Matt Taibbi
Amen to that. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2006|12:11 am] |
Vigi31: so you dont think gavin newsoms hot
Vigi31: well my friend you are one in a million
Vigi31: you are in the minority
Vigi31: how does that feel! huh.....to know that your wrong! dead wrong sista
Drinkersofh2o: you saw American Psycho, right?
Vigi31: yea
Drinkersofh2o: and you can still look at him without shivering:?
Vigi31: he has a vague resemblence
Drinkersofh2o: the hair is unnatural
Vigi31: but healthier
Vigi31: and not splattered in blood
Vigi31: yea
Drinkersofh2o: HAHAAHA
Vigi31: the hair needs to be worked on
Drinkersofh2o: I thought we werent going to talk about this....?
Vigi31: but hey, it doesnt move in the wind
Vigi31: ............
Drinkersofh2o: I find movement like that sexy, though
Drinkersofh2o: touseled it was does it for me
Drinkersofh2o: is what
Vigi31: i like hair where, if a bird flew in it, couldnt find its way out
Vigi31: its hot
Vigi31: h o t
Drinkersofh2o: omfg
Drinkersofh2o: um
Drinkersofh2o: well, you're definitely kinky
Vigi31: lol |
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[Feb. 9th, 2006|12:21 am] |
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.................................I have run into a major problem in my moving out, and into San Francisco phase. So far on top of the million things I need for the apartment I also need a vacuum and a bunch of frying pan shit......Grr......But that's not the problem. The part that's stressing me out even more than the actual money is that I am taking a mental note of what clothes I am taking with me and its just not adding up. So far this is the CONSERVATIVE, and I stress conservative, list of the clothing I was planning on bringing:
12 Pairs of Jeans
15 Pairs of Pants/gaucho pants
34 Shirts and T-shirts
11 Sweaters
5 Miscellaneous items like 2 ponchos and 3 caplets
4 Coats......They have a coat closet in the apartment right? I should call again and ask if they haven't screened my calls yet.
5 Skirts
1 Dress
18 pairs of shoes....most of those are flip flops and flats so they will like totally fit, and that's only a fraction of my actual shoe collection so its totally fair to my psyche
6 purses........ok 8
I called San Francisco State and got their housing department and I asked them what the closet dimensions were because I was worried about how much clothing I could bring and they hung up on me.....not happy now.
Also, I was in my Anthropology class tonight and I was debating in my head whether the Mona Lisa was a drag queen or not when all I heard out of the teachers mouth was, "....Wacko,.......no offense towards you! Pardon me Vanessa." I blink and stare at her in confusion, while everyone in my class is staring and me and smiling. Wait.....did my teacher just call me a wacko? I cant even get mad because I didn't even know it until she apologized and everyone was staring at me. Then I wondered....wait why would she call me a wacko? I know my coloring in the lines was really bad last week but jesus, thats a lot of pages to color. She then.....not quite understanding that I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about, thought I took offense to what she said, so she goes on and on about how sorry she was. And you see.....she's so sweet, but obviously a bitch because she called me a wacko, that I felt sorry. So I had to do the worst thing a student could do and say...word for word, "Wait what? I'm sorry I haven't been paying attention to anything anyone has been saying, Ive been busy daydreaming about other things......sorry!" She then told me that she called red-heads gene's wacko's, then seeing me looking perplexed, thought I was offended and apologized. She obviously hit me at the exact moment where I was trying to picture the Mona Lisa with fake mole and push up bra attached to her. Oh well another day in Vanessa's life.
If anyone knows what the demensions are for a college closet I would greatly appreciate input....I think I could fit everything in......I have to because thats half of what I actually started with.......
Bye! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2006|12:45 am] |
"Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child."
Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 06-21-05 |
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[Jan. 25th, 2006|10:55 pm] |
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stojakovic for fucking Artest? The worst fucking trade in mother fucking nba history. I cant believe it....Im soooo grrrrrrrrrrrr! Come on! I could have done a better fucking trade.
BULLSHIT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Dec. 27th, 2005|12:20 pm] |
Report: 'Desperate' Bree to Hit Bottle
Pour another glass of wine for Bree on "Desperate Housewives." Better yet, just hand over the bottle.
The ABC show's creator, Marc Cherry, says Marcia Cross' character who became a widow following her husband's poisoning and then watched her flipped-out fiance die of an overdose isn't reacting well to changes.
"We're starting her descent into alcoholism," Cherry tells TV Guide in its Jan. 2 issue, on newsstands Thursday. He says there are some alcohol-fueled moments with her fellow housewives where "it gets pretty ugly."
It shouldn't entirely be a surprise for fans of the show, since Cherry says he's been hinting about Bree's future ever since "Desperate Housewives" began a year ago.
"When Bree has tension, she grabs a glass," he says. "Chart it back and you'll see so many moments where she just goes for the wine." |
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[Dec. 24th, 2005|02:55 pm] |
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Memoirs of a Geisha is the best movie I have seen in a long long loooooooooooooooooooong time.....I strongly recommend it. |
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| SATANS BABY IS MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER!!!!!!! |
[Dec. 15th, 2005|12:13 pm] |
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My Geography teacher has said that we should expect our final grades on Monday the 19th. Well.....considering she had the final paper due on Thursday, and they all have to be at least five pages, double spaced, 10 font. I dont think thats going to happen! My paper ended up being 7 and knowing her she would probably knock points off for it. Well........I am just royally screwed.....I will probably never get my grade back for that class. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2005|12:20 am] |
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Ok.......Her due date said the 15th.....not the 14th......I swear to god I am not screwing around, it was Thursday the 15th....Now she is just fucking with my mind...... |
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